With a business seemingly based on “we can’t pay you but you’ll get a credit line” and “I can buy my own camera for that price”, who says photographers don’t have a sense of humour?
Some funny-because-it’s-true photography sayings:
My sensor is bigger than yours
Film is a four-letter word
My other camera is a Leica
If all else fails . . . Photoshop!
I brake for photo ops
I’d back up my hard drive if I knew how to put it in reverse.
If at first you don’t succeed, reformat.
Power corrupts. Buy a surge protector.
Trust me, I’m a photographer.
If you’re not in focus, you’re in the way.
I’d rather be taking pictures
A bad day of photography beats a good day of working
