List of ingredients

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Many years ago, professional photographers would often state that they used Nikon, Hasselblad or Sinar cameras. By pointing out that they used these highly-regarded brands, the photographers were hoping to be seen as being more professional than photographers who used other camera brands.

If a commercial client knew the photographer was using a Nikon, Hasselblad or Sinar, that client would be more confident that the photo assignment would be a success.

“Ingredient branding” is when an ingredient or component of a product or service has its own brand identity. An ingredient brand adds its own brand value to a business, product or service. Ingredient branding can help differentiate and elevate a business or product from its competitors. This can influence customer preference and help support higher pricing.

Well-known examples of ingredient brands are Gore-tex, Intel, Teflon, NutraSweet, Shimano, Lycra, Kevlar and Dolby.
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Professional Passport

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While renewing my passport, I noticed a few odd things on the application form:

• The federal government doesn’t recognize self-employed or unemployed people. The two choices are: having an employer or being a student. Two other permitted answers are “retired” and “homemaker.” Didn’t the term “homemaker” go out of style 20 years ago?

• Why are someone’s marital status and weight required for getting a passport?

• Why is mother’s maiden name a requirement? For some folks, this information is not known. Maybe this should be like when you sign up for an online service and you have to choose your “secret question” for identification purposes (e.g. name of first pet, name of high school, favourite food, etc.).

• The passport picture not only has to be in focus but it also has to be clear and sharp. Does clear mean transparent? Does sharp mean I have to look sharp? Should I wear a freshly ironed, see-thru shirt for my photo?

• Most important: no smiling allowed in your passport photo. If it looks like you’re having fun, the government will reject your picture. Some countries, like Canada and the UK, ban passport smiles under the slightly misguided belief that a smile will hinder facial recognition software.

• The Canadian government commands that only a “commercial photographer” is allowed to shoot passport photos. That’s right, no amateurs allowed! Only a professional photographer can shoot $8.95 passport pictures. Professional photographers own the lucrative passport picture business! We’re saved!

 

Eight days a week

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If a photographer wants to gross $100,000 per year, all they have to do is:

Make $50/hour, forty hours per week, fifty weeks of the year.

Or, do just one $275/day newspaper job every day of the year.

Or, shoot just one $1,925 corporate assignment per week.

Or, just one $3,850 wedding every other week.

Or, complete just one $8,340 advertising job per month.

Or, shoot just one $100,000 international marketing campaign per year.

Easy right?

 

The value of press releases

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The Oriella PR Network just released its 2011 Digital Journalism Study. This annual survey looks at the impact of digital media on journalism. It also studies how journalists use social media in their research.

A key finding of this survey is that 62% of journalists depend on press releases and media handouts for story ideas. Press releases are the first stop for journalists looking for information. Press releases are viewed as more valuable and more trustworthy than blogs, Facebook pages, Twitter or any other type of social media.
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Stop me if you’ve heard this (IV)

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A graduate with a science degree asks, “Why does it work?”

A graduate with an engineering degree asks, “How does it work?”

A graduate with an mathematics degree asks, “How can we improve the work?”

A graduate with a sociology degree asks, “What are the benefits of the work?”

A graduate with a photojournalism degree asks, “Would you like fries with that?”

 

After graduating from photojournalism school, a Toronto photographer got a job at a low-paying newspaper which was going through a lot of cost-cutting.

The young news photographer was sent to his first out-of-town job but was booked into a very cheap hotel. When he called room service to get another towel, the hotel clerk replied, “You’ll have to wait. Someone else is using it.”
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Give me liberty or give me something cheap enough

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This week’s “winner” of falling victim to cheap, online stock photography is the United States Postal Service (USPS). In early December 2010, the USPS began to issue three billion new postage stamps bearing a close-up photo of the face and crown of the Statue of Liberty. The photo was bought from an online stock agency.

One small problem, though. It wasn’t the Statue of Liberty in the photo. But rather, it was a picture of a fiberglass and styrofoam replica statue.
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Stop me if you’ve heard this (III)

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A Toronto commercial photographer went to her family doctor. The photographer had celery stuck in her nose, a carrot in one ear and a banana in the other.

“What’s the matter with me?” she asked her doctor.

The doctor replied, “You’re not eating properly.”

The same photographer then went to an eye doctor. The receptionist asked what was the problem. The photographer complained, “I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.”

The receptionist asked, “Have you ever seen a doctor?”

The photographer replied, “No, just spots.”
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