When things go wrong, what are some excuses photographers use?
My computer crashed.
The lab didn’t print it right.
This is how all photographers dress.
The sun moved.
You can fix it in Photoshop.
No one told me it would start on time.
The picture is fine, the building is crooked.
It’s art. It’s supposed to be out of focus.
It’s not underexposed, it’s “moody.”
It’s called “negative space.”
It’s supposed to look like that. That’s my style.
The bride’s dress was too white.
It was subject failure.
(This was Kodak’s excuse when a Kodak camera or Kodak printer failed to produce a good picture).
I’m a photographer not a magician.
I’m a photographer not a plastic surgeon.