Top Ten Things Photographers Can Do During Pandemic Isolation

10. Regret your career choice. Pizza delivery is now more lucrative than photography.

9. Do some still life photos of all the toilet paper you hoarded.

8. Be thankful you have no money to buy more useless photo accessories.

7. Accept that you’re considered non-essential to society.

6. Regret not having a wealthy spouse.

5. Look at all the bad photos you shot in the past and try to figure out what you were thinking.

4. Remove alkaline batteries from unused devices.

3. Figure out how to use “disinfected” in your new business slogan.

2. Be grateful for your health.

1. Stop reading vacuous articles about what to do during isolation.