Here are some signs that you’ve probably received a bad Christmas gift:
The gift tag says: “To whom it may concern”.
The gift wrapping is mostly duct tape.
It comes with a warning from the Ministry of Health.
The gift requires scratching and sniffing.
Its Best Before Date was last Christmas.
It’s been banned in most other countries.
It’s made completely from toothpicks.
It comes in a six-pack.
It requires ammunition.
The description on the box includes the phrase “hair removal”.
It was purchased from an all-night taxidermist.
It comes with a no-return, no-exchange policy.
Signs of a bad gift
