With a business seemingly based on “we can’t pay you but you’ll get a credit line” and “I can buy my own camera for that price”, who says photographers don’t have a sense of humour?
Some funny-because-it’s-true photography sayings:
My sensor is bigger than yours
Film is a four-letter word
My other camera is a Leica
If all else fails . . . Photoshop!
I brake for photo ops
I’d back up my hard drive if I knew how to put it in reverse.
If at first you don’t succeed, reformat.
Power corrupts. Buy a surge protector.
Trust me, I’m a photographer.
If you’re not in focus, you’re in the way.
I’d rather be taking pictures
A bad day of photography beats a good day of working
My job is more fun than your vacation
Not all photographers are fools. Some use Nikons.
A photographer is a painter in a hurry.
Walk softly and carry a big lens.
Hell hath no fury like a photographer wrongly cropped.
It’s not out of focus, it’s art.
Stop time — take a picture
Photographers do it in a darkroom.
Photographers do it with flash.
Never judge a photographer by their pictures.
Nine out of ten people like photography. The tenth is an editor.
Don’t blame me, I’m just the photographer.
If you can’t be rich, be a photographer.
Kiss my flash
Experience means you make only new mistakes.
Life is but a photograph. It all depends on how you frame it.
Why leave it to memory? Take a photo and get a hard copy.
Old photographers never die, they just get to the end of the roll.
Old photographers never die, they just fade away.
Old photographers never die, they just get cropped out.
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing.
Old photographers never die, they just stop flashing.
Old photographers never die, they just stop exposing themselves.
Old photographers never die, they just get archived.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their focus.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their zoom.
Old photographers never die, they just lose their light.
Old photographers never die, they just fail to upgrade.
