Bad Business Slogans

Having a slogan or tagline can sometimes be good for a business. Creating an effective slogan requires careful thought, correct spelling and good grammar. Here are some photography business slogans that may have missed their mark:

• We’re #1 in service and inconvenience

• Best Profressional Photographer In Town

• Fully expreienced perfessional

• Not just a photographer but a lens maestro

• Other photo studios come and go. We’re not going anywhere.

• Why go elsewhere and be cheated? Come to us first.

• Passport pictures – Come in and get your head shot.

• We’re not satisfied until you’re not satisfied

• If you’re in a hurry then so are we

• Our prices show that we care for your money

• Quality photography is a memory

• You won’t forget us

• Our competitors have high prices, low quality or poor service. We have it all.

• Let us capture your new burn infants

• Wedding coverage that will make you cry

• Your special day is captured forever. You will cry at the results.

• We specialize in capturing your true beauty. Retouching available.

• Children grow quickly. Have them shot soon.

• Children are full of laughter and joy. Hire a professional to shoot them.

• Babies are a treasure. Pass them down for many generations.

• Grandparents don’t last forever. Have them photographed today.

• I strive to capture the challenge and promise of the creation of life.

• I encapsulate the essence of the city in every photo.

• I’m inspired by the beauty inside each person. Let me look inside you.

• Our photography will leave you speechless

• Our photography will ignite your mind

• When you look at all the shots I do of you, it will be impossible for you to choose one.

• Tomorrow’s memories at today’s prices

• Photography at a price you can pass onto your grandchildren

• Be on the lookout for our photos

• Unlock your erotic potential with my Foreplay Photography Package.

• Studio located in a non-seedy area of downtown

• We capture the cycle of humanity

• Our photographers have experienced photography

Hopefully the above photographers are better at running their business than writing slogans and taglines for their web site.

 

Bad Business Slogans
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2 thoughts on “Bad Business Slogans

  • September 9, 2010 at 4:38 pm
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    Thanks for the chuckle, Warren. Here another for just about any media outlet:

    “If it happens in (insert name of town or city here), it’s news to us!”

    Ric.

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